Вот это да...
Вот это да...
Ыыы, комментарии к переводу...
2018-10-14 20:30 ..... xkcd_rus
2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A man in a white hat is standing with another man. They each hold a wine glass in one hand, in the man in the hat is holding a bottle of wine in the other. He looks at the label.] Hat man: How do you stand this cheap wine? Man #2: Wine all tastes the same to me. [Close-up of Hat Man.] Hat man: You've just never had good wine. If you paid more attention, you'd realize there's a whole world here. [Close-up on the other man, who spreads his arms, sloshing his wine slightly.] Man #2: But that's true of anything! Wine, house music, fonts, ants, Wikipedia signatures, Canadian surrealist porn- spend enough time with any of them and you'll become a snobby connoisseur.] (This panel has no border and is next to but aligned further down than the first three panels.) [The full frame of the two characters again. Hat man now has the bottle at his side.] Hat man: But some things do have more depth than others. Man #2: If you locked people in a box for a year with 500 still frames of Joe Biden eating a sandwich, by the end they'd be adamant that some were great and some were terrible. Hat man: You're exaggerating. Man #2: Oh yeah? (This panel is below the others, and is indented about a third of the way to the right. It is wide.) A YEAR LATER [A box. Voices emanate from inside.] Voice #1: Sure, most closed-mouth frames are boring, but in #415, the way the man's jaw frames the mayo on his hand is pure perfection, and-- Voice #2: What a surprise- you praising a mayo frame. Listening to you, I'd think there was nothing else in The Sandwich. -- Frankly, the light hitting J.B.'s collar through the lettuce would put #242 in my top ten even if he had no may on his hand at all .
Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.