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2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
The Race: Part 4
[Randall xkcd man and Nathan Fillion are ready on the start line on their electric skateboards] Voice off panel: On your mark... Voice: Get set... Nathan: Remember episode 11, when I got all naked in that desert? Voice: Go! [Nathan speeds away leaving Randall standing at the start line] voice: ... I said "Go." voice: someone throw some water on him Randall: Can't...get it...out of my head... [Nathan on walkie talkie, speeding on his skateboard] Nathan: He's right behind me. Kaylee, I'm gonna try a Crazy Ivan. Kaylee [on walkie talkie]: That doesn't make any sense, Nathan. Nathan: Trust me. Kaylee: No, I mean it's not a skateboard maneuver[sic]. The concept doesn't even apply to this situation. Nathan [via walkie talkie]: That's why it just might work! Kaylee: No, that's the opposite of true! Nathan: On my mark, override the remote differential and throw her into a spin. Kaylee [via walkie talkie] okay, but- Nathan: Mark! <<WHAM>> [Nathan lying injured on the ground next to his skateboard, Randall Man cruises past] <<Whirrrrrrrr>> [Nathan, trying to stand up] Nathan: I'm down. Tell Summer "The chickens are in the hayloft. Plan Gamma is a go." [Nathan, one foot on skateboard, looking at walkie talkie] <<mumbling from walkie talkie>> Kaylee: She says, "Plan gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bad. [Summer Glau is walking off panel] Kaylee [to walkee talkie]: So we're good? Nathan: Hard to tell with her. Do you see an actual bag of meerkats? Kaylee: No. Nathan: Then we're probably good. [Randall Man screeching to a halt as he sees Summer Glau] Randall: Oh! Hi, Miss Glau! I'd love to talk, but Nathan's back on his feet and catching up. [Summer grabs Randalls arm] <<Grab>> Randall: Wha- [Summer kicks Randall in the face whilst pulling his arm towards her, he flies off his skateboard] [Summer walking away as Randall lies crippled on the floor with his sunglasses beside him] [Randall still lying on the floor] Randall [thinking]: I've never been so turned on in my life.
Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.