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2018-12-10 18:20 ... GOOGLE.COM
[Cueball is walking past a sign reading "Tech Support," with a right-pointing arrow and carrying a laptop.] Off panel voice #1: Oh, No. Off panel voice #2: What? Off panel voice #1: This guy. He has the worst tech problems. [Cueball at tech support desk with closed laptop on desk. Hairy and Ponytail are there.] Cueball: My laptop's battery won't hold a charge. Hairy: We can replace it. Cueball: Tried that. Now the new ones won't either. [Close-up of Cueball] Cueball: Also, random files get corrupted on the first day of every month. Factory reset didn't help. Off panel voice #2: You weren't kidding. [Close-up of Cueball] Cueball: When it's plugged in, I get static shocks from my plumbing. Off panel voice: What the... Cueball: And it reboots if someone uses an arc welder nearby. [Same tableau as second panel except that the laptop is slightly open now.] Cueball: Transitions® lenses go dark when exposed to the screen, and when I open too many tabs, it fogs nearby photographic film. Hairy: We don't usually do this, but I've gotten permission from my manager to have you and the laptop hurled into the ocean. Cueball: That's probably for the best.
Hang on, we got a call from the feds. They say we can do whatever with him, but the EPA doesn't want that laptop in the ocean. They're sending a team.