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2018-11-24 22:44 ..... Karasick
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2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
xkcd Phone 2000
[The comic depicts a smartphone showing many uncommon features. The front view shows a mouse cursor and a circle in the middle. The side view reveals the circle as something like an old photo lens from 1900 extending far above the surface and four large buttons (camera lenses) at the rear. The third view is from the top and just mentions a "hollow ground." The bottom view looks like as it was opened by a can opener and shows a big USB connector and on the right a small black connection.] Dockless Silent Quad camera takes four copies of every picture Front-facing camera obscura 3D facial contour analysis shows you a realistic preview of your death mask Sponsored pixels Front and rear pop-out grips Humidity-controlled crisper Antikythera mechanism New York Times partnership: all photos taken with camera app are captioned in real time by reporter Maggie Haberman Spit valve Standard USB connector Coin purse-style squeeze access Hollow-ground Absorbent Keyboard supports dynamic typing Backflow preventer Swiss Army partnership: folding knife (unlocks only if Switzerland is invaded) 100% BPA-free PCB construction AMOLCD display (7-segment) Runs on battery for the first 6 hours, then uses gasoline Sharpie® dual stylus (dry-erase + permanent) Mouse cursor Introducing The xkcd Phone 2000 We're still hoping this sounds like a futuristic number®®™®©™®
Our retina display features hundreds of pixels per inch in the central fovea region.