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[The first eight panels, used earlier in the comic 1141: Two Years, are in gray color.] [Randall and Randall's fiancée sit on a bed, Randall's fiancée is talking on the phone. The person she is talking to, a doctor holding a clipboard, is shown inset.] Randall's fiancée: Oh god. [Randall and Randall's fiancée sit together while Randall's fiancée, now bald, is receiving chemotherapy. They are both on their laptops.] IV pump: ... Beeep ... Beeep ... Beeep ... [Randall and Randall's fiancée (who is wearing a knit cap) are paddling a kayak against a scenic mountain backdrop.] [Randall and Randall's fiancée sit at a table, staring at a cell phone. There is a clock on the wall. Her head is stubbly.] Randall's fiancée: How long can it take to read a scan!? [Randall and Randall's fiancée are back at the hospital again, Randall's fiancée receiving chemo. They are playing Scrabble.] Randall: "Zarg" isn't a word. Randall's fiancée: But caaaancer. Randall: ...Ok, fine. [Randall and Randall's fiancée (wearing a knit cap) are listening to a Cueball-like friend. A large thought bubble is above their heads and it obscures the friends talk. The text below, split in three is the only part there can be no doubt about:] Friend: So next year you should come visit us up in the mountaa and Randall and Randall's fiancée (thinking): "Next year" [Randall and Randall's fiancée are getting married, with a heart above their heads. Randall's wife's hair is growing back.] [Randall and Randall's wife (wearing a knit cap) stand on a beach, watching a whale jump out of water. This is the last gray panel, with an additional label in normal black color.] Fwoosh Label: Two years [Randall and Randall's wife (with her hair noticably longer) are walking through a forest.] [Randall's wife is sitting down, not in the forest anymore.] Randall's wife: My toe hurts and I found a report of a case in which toe pain was an early sign of cancer spreading. Randall: Wait—didn’t you stub your toe yesterday? Randall's wife: Yes, but what if this is unrelated? [Randall and his wife are going spelunking. The guide is gesturing deeper into the cave while Randall and his wife are climbing down.] [Randall's wife stands on a rock above an alligator in a swamp, photographing the alligator. Randall is on a balcony behind safety railings.] Randall: When they estimated your survival odds, I think they made some optimistic assumptions about your hobbies. [Randall's wife sits on an examination bed, listening to a doctor holding a clipboard.] Doctor: This is probably nothing. Doctor: But given your history, we should do a full scan. Doctor: We'll call with the results in a few days. Try not to worry about it until then! [Randall and his wife stand above a deep pond full of fish and other objects. Randall's wife is piloting a wired underwater camera with lights.] [Randall and his wife are standing next to each other. Randall's wife has shoulder-length hair covering most of her face.] Randall's wife: Hard to believe—six years ago, I was bald. But today, after a long struggle, I finally look like the little girl from The Ring. Randall: That's, uhh... good? Randall's wife: Hissssss [A line of six people, including Randall and his wife, stand and watch the solar eclipse.] [The sky has been brightened.] Ponytail: Wow. Randall's wife: Yeah. [Randall and his wife are walking together and holding hands.] Randall's wife: That was incredible. Randall's wife: When's the next one? Randall: In seven years. Randall: Wanna go see it? [Still walking, Randall and his wife think together about a timeline. Seven years have passed since 2010, represented with a solid line from the past to 2017; seven years in the future will be 2024, represented with a dotted line into the future and surrounded by three question marks.] [The pair keeps walking.] Randall's wife: Yeah. Randall's wife: I'll do my best. Randall: It's a date!
[hair in face] "SEVVVENNN YEEEARRRSSS"