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2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[Beret Guy shakes hands with Ponytail in front of a building while he points at the two large double doors under an unreadable sign.] Beret Guy: Hi! Welcome to the team! Beret Guy: We do business here and we'll turn into dirt later. [Beret Guy and Ponytail walk by three bikes.] Beret Guy: This is our main campus. Beret Guy: We have a free bikeshare system, at least until whoever owns those bikes finds out. [Beret Guy points forward as they walk on.] Beret Guy: The LaserJet is over there, and the printer is over there. Beret Guy: You can't use it right now; it's been printing an infinite-scroll webpage since 2013. [Zoom in on their heads.] Beret Guy: Restrooms are all-digital - no pipes. Beret Guy: The WiFi is very fast, but cursed. Beret Guy: Our server room is carbon-neutral but produces bismuth constantly. [Beret Guy has turned towards an off-panel Ponytail holding a hand out towards her.] Beret Guy: You'll be working on our infrastructure, which is currently maintained by Lin-Manuel Miranda. [Zoom out to both facing each other. From the right singing is heard from off-panel, as indicated with two musical notes.] Ponytail: ...The songwriter? Is he also an engineer? Beret Guy: Nope, huge misunderstanding on our part. Cost a fortune. But he's really nice and it makes karaoke nights fun. Lin-Manuel Miranda (off-panel): How far I'll gooo
'So we just have a steady flow of metal piling up in our server room? Isn't that a problem?' 'Yeah, you should bring that up at our next bismuth meeting.'