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2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A character with hair, carrying a flashlight, approaches a sitting bald character, engrossed in a laptop computer.] Hair'd character: Our bathroom looks pretty clean, right? Bald character: I think so. Why? Hair'd character: I got a UV flashlight. Come look. [Together they exit panel left, hair'd character proudly brandishing the UV flashlight. [conversation continues off-panel] Off-panel voice: Looks fine. <<Click>> <<Click>> Off-panel voice: ..oh my god. [Characters return to visible panel. Bald character looks back in fear.] Bald character: The toilet looked like the guy's chest after the alien burst out. Hair'd character: What do we DO? [Bald character supplicates calmness with arms] Bald character: We clean. Clean and clean and never stop. Hair'd character: It won't be enough. We should just burn the place down for the insurance money. [The hair'd character has begun dousing the floor with a can of gasoline] Bald character: Isn't that wrong? Hair'd character: My morality has evaporated under the harsh UV light. [A multistory building burns brightly, as the characters watch silently.] [Bald character is using a smartphone.] Bald character: Ok, I'm googling insurance companies. Which one do you think pays the most? Hair'd character: Let's just try calling around.
Hey, why stop at our house? We could burn down ALL these houses for the insurance money.