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2018-10-14 20:30 ..... xkcd_rus
2018-08-31 12:00 ...... XKCD.RU
Opinions on internet privacy The philosopher: [Two women stand talking to each other.] Woman 1: "Privacy" is an impractical way to think about data in a digital world so unlike the one in which our soci- Woman 2: SO BORED. The crypto nut: [A figure stands behind another sitting at a desk, who is working a computer.] Sitting figure: My data is safe behind six layers of symmetric and public-key algorithms. Standing figure: What data is it? Sitting figure: Mostly me emailing with people about cryptography. The conspiricist: [A figure stands talking to a woman.] Figure: These leaks are just the tip of the iceberg. There's a warehouse in Utah where the NSA has the *entire* iceberg. I don't know how they got it there. The nihilist: [A woman stands, addressing the 'camera'.] Woman: Joke's on them. Gathering all this data on me as if anything I do means anything. The exhibitionist: [Two official-looking figures are looking at a console. One is sitting; another is standing behind the chair.] Console screen: Mmmm, I sure hope the NSA isn't watching me bite into these juicy strawberries!! Oops, I dropped some on my shirt! Better take it off. Google, are you there? Google, this lotion feels soooo good. Operator: Um. The sage: [Beret guy is sitting with a friend at a restaurant table.] Beret guy: I don't know or care what data *anyone* has about me. Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
I'm the Philosopher until someone hands me a burrito.