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2018-08-31 12:00 ...... XKCD.RU
(This strip is a rectangular word cloud, titled 'Questions found in Google autocomplete'. Embedded in the cloud are 5 single panels, with illustrated questions. These are described at the end. Questions are given in roughly columnar order. None of the questions have question marks.) Questions found in Google Autocomplete Why do whales jump Why are witches green Why are there mirrors above beds Why do I say uh Why is sea salt better Why are there trees in the middle of fields Why is there not a Pokemon MMO Why is there laughing in TV shows Why are there doors on the freeway Why are there so many svchost.exe running Why aren't there any countries in antarctica Why are there scary sounds in Minecraft Why is there kicking in my stomach Why are there two slashes after HTTP Why are there celebrities Why do snakes exist Why do oysters have pearls Why are ducks called ducks Why do they call it the clap Why are Kyle and Cartman friends Why is there an arraow on Aang's head Why are text messages blue Why are there mustaches on clothes Why are there mustaches on cars Why are there mustaches everywhere Why are there so many birds in Ohio Why is there so much rain in Ohio Why is Ohio weather so weird Why are there male and female bikes Why are there bridesmaids Why do dying people reach up Why aren't there varicose arteries Why are old Klingons different Why is programming so hard Why is there a 0 ohm resistor Why do Americans hate soccer Why do rhymes sound good Why do trees die Why is there no sound on CNN Why aren't Pokemon real Why aren't bullets sharp Why do dreams seem so real Why aren't there dinosaur ghosts Why do iguanas die Why do testicles move Why are there psychics Why are hats so expensive Why is there caffeine in my shampoo Why do your boobs hurt Why aren't economists rich Why do Americans call it soccer Why are my ears ringing Why are there so many Avengers Why are the Avengers fighting the X men Why is Wolverine not in the Avengers Why are there ants in my laptop Why is Earth tilted Why is space black Why is outer space so cold Why are there pyramids on the moon Why is NASA shutting down Why is there Hell if God forgives Why are there tiny spiders in my house Why do spiders come inside Why are there huge spiders in my house Why are there lots of spiders in my house Why are there spiders in my room Why are there so many spiders in my room Why do spider bites itch Why is dying so scary Why is there no GPS in laptops Why do knees click Why aren't there E grades Why is isolation bad Why do boys like me Why don't boys like me Why is there always a Java update Why are there red dots on my thighs Why is lying good Why is GPS free Why are trees tall Why are there slaves in the Bible Why do twins have different fingerprints Why are Americans afraid of dragons Why is there lava Why are there swarms of gnats Why is there phlegm Why are there so many crows in Rochester, MN Why is psychic weak to bug Why do children get cancer Why is Poseidon angry with Odysseus Why is there ice in space Why are there female Mr Mimes Why is there an owl in my backyard Why is there an owl outside my window Why is there an owl on the dollar bill Why do owls attack people Why are AK47s so expensive Why are there helicopters circling my house Why are there gods Why are there two Spocks Why is Mt Vesuvius there Why do they say T minus Why are there obelisks Why are wrestlers always wet Why are oceans becoming more acidic Why is Arwen dying Why aren't my quail laying eggs Why aren't my quail eggs hatching Why aren't there any foreign military bases in America Why is life so boring Why are my boobs itchy Why are cigarettes legal Why are there ducks in my pool Why is Jesus white Why is there liquid in my ear Why do Q tips feel good Why do good people die Why are ultrasounds important Why are ultrasound machines expensive Why is stealing wrong Why is YKK on all zippers Why is HTTPS crossed out in red Why is there a line through HTTPS Why is there a red line through HTTPS on Facebook Why is HTTPS important Why are there weeks Why do I feel dizzy Why are dogs afraid of fireworks Why is there no king in England [We see a figure from the torso up, with arms outstretched.] Figure: Why aren't my arms growing [A woman stands with a grey ghost on either side of her.] Woman: Why are there ghosts [Beret guy stands, looking at a squirrel.] Beret guy: Why are there squirrels [A figure stands.] Figure: Why is sex so important.] [We see a woman from the torso up.] Woman: Why aren't there guns in Harry Potter
To whoever typed 'why is arwen dying': GOOD. FUCKING. QUESTION.