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2018-10-14 20:30 ..... xkcd_rus
2018-09-08 23:15 .......... Max
2018-09-08 21:54 .......... Max
2018-09-08 18:29 .......... Max
2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A man and a woman sit on a bed, the woman is talking on the phone. The person she is talking to, a doctor holding a clipboard, is shown inset.] Woman: Oh god. [The man and woman sit together while the woman, now bald, is receiving chemotherapy. They are both on their laptops.] << ... BEEEP ... BEEEP ... BEEEP ... >> [The man and the woman (who is wearing a knit cap) are paddling a kayak against a scenic mountain backdrop.] [The man and woman sit at a table, staring at a cell phone. There is a clock on the wall.] Woman: How long can it take to read a scan? [The man and woman are back at the hospital again, the woman receiving chemo. They are playing Scrabble.] Man: "ZARG" isn't a word. Woman: But CAAAANCER. Man: ...ok, fine. [The man and woman are listening to a friend speak.] Friend: So next year you should come visit us in the moun... (the rest is obscured by a thought bubble). Man & Woman: (thinking) "Next Year" [The man and the woman (with short hair) getting married, a heart above their heads.] [The man and the woman (wearing a knit cap) stand on a beach, watching a whale breach.] <<FWOOSH>> [The woman is sitting at a desk with several books and a laptop. The man stands behind her.] Man: Hey - you're doing science, and you're still alive. Woman: Yeah! [The man and woman sit under a tall tree on a hill.] Man: It's really only been two years? Woman: They were big years. [The man and woman sit at a table in a fancy restaurant, the waiter brings them a dish with a cover on it.] Waiter: Happy.. anniversary? Woman: Biopsy-versary! Waiter: ...eww.
She won the first half of all our chemo Scrabble games, but then her IV drugs started kicking in and I *dominated*.