Вот это да...
Вот это да...
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2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A guy in a knit hat is sitting at a desk, typing on a laptop. Another guy is looking over his shoulder.] Laptop: *move* Other guy: Why'd you move your knight away? [The guy in the hat turns around to look at the other guy.] Other guy: Just think logically . The goal is checkmate, so you should always move pieces toward the other player's king. [A close-up on the other guy, hand to chin in thought.] Other guy: I guess occasionally you need to move backward, but it'd be trivial to make a list of those circumstances and-- [The guy in the hat leans back in his chair.] Hat guy: Have you ever played chess? Other guy: Not buch, but-- Hat guy: Wanna? Other guy: Uh, ok. [The two have set up a chessboard on a stool between them, the guy in the hat playing from his chair, the other guy standing. The guy in the hat takes the first move.] *move* *move* *move* *move* *move* *move* *move* Hat guy: Checkmate. [The other guy stares at the board.] [The guy in the knit hat has turned back to his laptop, and the other guy is standing behind him, still looking at the chessboard on the stool.] Other guy: This game isn't very well-designed. For starters, knights are too weak...
I've developed a more logical set of rules but the people on the chess community have a bunch of stupid emotional biases and won't reply to my posts.