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2018-10-14 20:30 ..... xkcd_rus
2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A man approaches white beret man at a party and they extend arms to shake hands. WBM is holding a metal briefcase. There is a waitress in the background, carrying a tray with a wine glass on it.] Man: I'm Connr Clark, CTO at Eusocial Median Ventures. White Beret: I'm a business professional! Earlier I photocopied a burrito! [The man man hands WBM a business card. WBM takes it and hands the man another business card. WBM has put his suitcase on the floor.] Man: You should check us out! Here's my card. White Beret: Here's mine! -- Networking! [The man takes a closer look at the card, and WBM holds up his case.] Man: ...This just says "This is my business card!" White Beret: Do you like it? I have more in my handlebox. [WBM puts his case on a table and opens it to reveal it is full of cash. The man looks on in shock.] Man: Uh, that's ok, I think I'll-- White Beret: Here, have ten of them! Man: --holy shit that thing is full of cash! [The man raises his arms in excitement. WBM turns to face him and chews on something.] Man: Where did you get that? White Beret: I am a business grown-up who makes business profits! Man: That's like a quarter of a million dollars! White Beret: Yay! Business is fun! -- Do you have more of your cards? They're delicious!
Our company is agile and lean with a focus on the long tail. Ok, our company is actually a polecat I found in my backyard.