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2018-10-14 20:30 ..... xkcd_rus
2018-08-31 12:00 ... GOOGLE.COM
[A man, hand on chin, thinking aloud to himself.] Man: Flowers seem so ... trite. Something homemade? Easy to look halfhearted. [A woman sits at her computer, one arm leaning on the back of her chair, the other hand on her chin, thinking aloud.] Woman: Valentine's Day is a corporate construct. - But hard to opt out of. - I don't want to be a consumer tool or an inconsiderate jerk. [The man walks down the street, still thinking aloud.] Man: How do I fight cliché? I could get her a gift on a different day. - But what am I proving? [The woman is leaning back in her chair, playing with a stapler.] Woman: It's such a contrived ritual. But maybe rituals are necessary social glue. [The man puts his hands to his face in panic.] Man: Forty presents. No, none! No, give her five items then steal two from her. - Ok, breathe. Keep it together. [The woman is also panicking, one hand to her face, the other still holding the stapler.] Woman: And what if he gets me something I don't reciprocate? - Prisoners Dilemma! - AAAAAAAAAA!! [The man and woman meet. The man is holding a basket and a jar of hammers. The woman's hand is stuck to her face.] Man: I got you Easter candy and a jar of hammers. Woman: I panicked and stapled my hand to my face. Man: We overthought this. Woman: Yes.
The worst resolution to the Valentine Prisoner's Dilemma when YOU decide not to give your partner a present but your PARTNER decides to testify against you in the armed robbery case.