[Person sits at a desk with a computer. There's a schedule on the wall next to it. Person is typing.]
The key to leading a productive life is time management.
Choose goals, build a schedule, and have the WILLPOWER to follow it--
or be LEFT BEHIND by those of us who DO.
<<type type type>>
[We see the schedule in closeup.]
7:00am Wake up
7:15am-8:00am Post on productivity blogs about my schedule
8:00am-whenever Fuck around
I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.