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#858: «Milk»
[Couple sitting opposed, woman on couch reading book and man on a chair with a laptop]

Woman: The fact that I have breasts doesn't mean you could milk me now. I'd have to be lactating.

[a beat passes]

Man (thinking): Oh my god. She's psychic!

It's not hard when you have the same thought like 40 or 50 percent of the time.