[People are lined up to see a movie.]
[The people are in a dark theater, fiddling with their glasses.]
[The people approach black hat guy, who's sitting at a desk.]
Person #1: Your movie was a ripoff.
Person #2: It wasn't 3D at all!
Black hat guy: Was too.
Black hat guy: It's just that the third dimension is tightly rolled up and too small to observe at normal energies.
The LINACs in the glasses frames can barely manage one MeV. You should've gone to the screening at CERN.