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#798: «Adjectives»
 
Frequency with which various adjectives are intensified with obscenities (based on Google hits)
(The legend above the plot reads:)
Red marker: "fucking ____"
Blue marker: "____ as shit"
(Mathematical formula for scale next to the legend:)
Scale: ln(hits for intensified phrase 
 hits for adjective alone)
(The plot itself lists a series of adjectives in approximately descending order.  Each has a red and a blue marker corresponding to the scale described.)
(Horizontal axis starts with none, then has a vertical dashed line, then 'rarely' at -17, increasing to 'often' at -5.)
(Each adjective is listed with approximate red and blue values, in that order.)
Annoying -5 -5
Pissed -5 -6
Stupid -5 -8
Bored -6 -6
Sexy -5.5 -6.5
Adorable -6.5 -9.5
Disgusting -6.5 -12.5
Calm -7 -10
Delicious -8 -13
Obscene -6 -14 
Prosaic -10 -13.5
Bemused -8.5 -14
Apropos -10.5 -16
Ambivalent -12 -17
Improper -12.5 -18
Evanescent -14 -14.5
Piquant -9.5 never
Jejune -9 never
Kafkaesque -10 never
Stochastic -14 never
Fungible -12 never
Peristeronic never never ("Of or pertaining to pigeons")
[there are two small scenes in the bottom right of the plot.  The first shows a pair of women holding wine glasses.]
Second woman: Yes, the Cabernet is piquant as 
shit
 this time of year.
[The second shows a person sitting at a computer desk.]
Person: Whoa, these commodities are fucking 
fungible
!

 
        
'Fucking ineffable' sounds like someone remembering how to do self-censorship halfway through a phrase.