HOW TO BECOME THE MOST HATED BAND IN THE WORLD:
Record an album that's nothing but brilliant, catchy instant classics guaranteed popularity and airtime,
[A man driving in a car, hands off the wheel in sudden surprise and confusion.]
<<music: So far from hooome but I can't sto-HONK>>
Man: AUGH! WHAT?
With a sample of a car horn, cell phone, or alarm clock inserted randomly in each song.
There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been a dream I'm about to wake up from.