[Cueball sits at a laptop.]
Offscreen voice: What are you doing?
Cueball: I just thought of a bad opinion someone could have, and now I'm searching to see if anyone does so I can be mad at them.
Offscreen voice: Sounds like you have a healthy relationship with the internet.
Cueball: Hey, at least I'm not this guy I just found!
I thought of another bad opinion! I couldn't find anyone who expressed it specifically, but still, the fact that I can so easily imagine it is infuriating! I'm gonna tell everyone about it!