[Megan and Cueball walking through an airport.]
Sign: Apply for NEXUS Save time at the border
Megan: Maybe we should sign up for this.
Cueball: No way. I refuse to have anything to do with Nexus after what they did to FernGully.
You also refuse to buy Cisco products because you hate the Thong Song, O. Henry, Deep Space Nine, freshwater whitefish, teenaged Incan emperors, Brak's brother, and vegetable-based shortening.