[An image of a smartphone featuring wings is shown. Clockwise from the top left the labels read:]
18,000 μAh nickel-lithium-iron battery (non-rechargeable)
WebMD partnership: Cough-activated feature reads aloud a random diagnosis for "coughing"
Water resistant down to 30 meters and below 50
Gregorian/Julian calendar switch
SpaceX impact protection: When dropped, phone lands on barge
12 headphone jacks
New BrightGloTM display incorporates genetically spliced jellyfish protein (should have used the glowing genes, not the stinging ones)
Voice interaction: Siri, Cortana, Google Now and Alexa respond simultaneously
[Below the phone:]
The xkcd Phone 4
Did you know "4" is "IV" in Roman numerals?®©™
The SpaceX system carefully guides falling phones down to the surface, a process which the phones increasingly often survive without exploding.