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#1607: «Supreme Court»
[A news reader sits at a desk. A graphic of the Scales of Justice floats beside her head.]
Newsreader: Breaking news: the Supreme Court has ruled 9-1 that they don't know who this guy is or how he got in here, but he's definitely 
 a justice.

Writing for the majority, Justice Kennedy called the man's arguments that he could be either Alito or Ginsburg "surprisingly compelling, but ultimately unconvincing."