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#1435: «Presidential Alert»
[Television beeping.]
Screen reads: "E.A.S Incoming Presidential Alert"

[Person in an office is on the television.]
My fellow Americans. I, uhhh. Wow.

Frankly, I didn't realize what this button did. I was just... I mean... I appear before you tonight to, um.

Look, uhh...
Remember to floss regularly. Oral hygiene is important. Thank you.

When putting his kids to bed, after saying 'Goodnight', Obama has to stop himself from saying 'God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.'