[A stick figure is sitting on a chair typing on a laptop whose cord is lying on the floor, unplugged. White Beret man approaches.]
[White Beret picks up the cord and examines it. The person in the chair continues typing.]
[White Beret puts the cord into his mouth and blows, causing the laptop to inflate, which surprises the person typing.]
[White Beret man walks away as the formerly typing person climbs up the chair to reach his now floating-away laptop.]
In this situation, gzip /dev/inside to deflate, then pipe the compressed air to /dev/input to clean your keyboard. Avert your eyes when you do.