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#1333: «First Date»
[A man and a woman sit at an intimate dinner table. They have plates and glasses of wine in front of them.]
Man: So, did you grow up around here? 
Woman: I love you.
Man: ... huh? 
Woman: Waiter! One of everything on the menu. 

[The woman stands up. She's holding the plate.]
Man: Why are you up there? 
Woman: I'm stuck. This plate looks delicious. Aaaoogaoag.

[The woman has put the plate down and walked off-panel.]
Woman: Bye. OK. Coming back now. 

[The woman is crouched on her chair, holding a spiral.]
Man: You're being controlled by Twitch, aren't you? 
Woman: Check out this cool spiral! 
Man: It's-
Woman: SAVING.

I sympathize with the TPP protagonist because I, too, have progressed through a surprising number of stages of life despite spending entire days stuck against simple obstacles.