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#1112: «Think Logically»
 
[A guy in a knit hat is sitting at a desk, typing on a laptop. Another guy is looking over his shoulder.]
Laptop: 
*move*

Other guy: Why'd you move your knight away?

[The guy in the hat turns around to look at the other guy.]
Other guy: Just think 
logically
. The goal is checkmate, so you should always move pieces 
toward the other player's king.

[A close-up on the other guy, hand to chin in thought.]
Other guy: I guess occasionally you need to move backward, but it'd be trivial to make a list of those circumstances and--

[The guy in the hat leans back in his chair.]
Hat guy: Have you ever 
played
 chess?
Other guy: Not buch, but--
Hat guy: Wanna?
Other guy: Uh, ok.

[The two have set up a chessboard on a stool between them, the guy in the hat playing from his chair, the other guy standing. The guy in the hat takes the first move.]
*move*
*move*
*move*
*move*
*move*
*move*
*move*
Hat guy: Checkmate.

[The other guy stares at the board.]

[The guy in the knit hat has turned back to his laptop, and the other guy is standing behind him, still looking at the chessboard on the stool.]
Other guy: This game isn't very well-designed. For starters, knights are too weak...

 
        
I've developed a more logical set of rules but the people on the chess community have a bunch of stupid emotional biases and won't reply to my posts.