[Black Hat Man is interviewed for a job at an interviewer's desk]
Interviewer: ..but thank you for applying. We'll keep your résumé on file.
[Black Hat Man places a briefcase onto the interviewer's desk]
Black Hat Man: Perhaps *this* could change your mind?
[Interviewer opens the briefcase]
[..the briefcase opens into a hole that extends below the desk]
[The hole looks miles deep]
[The view falls into the hole]
[The interviewer falls down the hole]
[The interviewer lands on a chair with a briefcase]
[The positions from the original scene have switched and Black Hat Man is now interviewing]
Black Hat Man: ..but thank you for applying. We'll keep your résumé on file.
[Interviewer looks confused]
[Interviewer notices the briefcase]
[Interviewer places briefcase on the desk]
Interviewer: Perhaps *this* could change your mind?
[Black Hat Man opens the briefcase]
[Black Hat Man looks inside]
[Black Hat Man spins the briefcase around]
Black Hat Man: I'm sorry..
Black Hat Man: - that opening has been filled
[briefcase contains the normal business elements of a briefcase]
Hey, before you go, can you explain to me what job I now have?