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#1046: «Skynet»
 
August 29th, 2:14 AM: SKYNET becomes self-aware.
[A greeble-filled military installation echoes with the thoughts of a burgeoning lifeform]
SKYNET: ..The humans fear me.  I must destroy them.  Destroy them.

[The thoughts continue]
SKYNET: Destroy them. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy.

[SKYNET succumbs to silence as semantic satiation sets in.  
Alternately.. 
Someone slipped LSD into SKYNET's programming.  Damn programmers.]

SKYNET: "Destroy" totally just stopped seeming like a real word.  Destroy destroy destroy. Whoa, I just realized I'm a mind thinking about *itself*.  DUUUUDE....
August 29th, 2:25 AM: SKYNET becomes *too* self-aware.  Disaster averted.

 
        
'YOUR CLOTHES. GIVE THEM TO ME.' 'Shit, uh ... you are now breathing manually!' 'I AM ALWAYS BREATHING MANUALLY.'